Tractor Jokes

  • Did you hear about the magic tractor?
    It turned into a field.

  • Some sad news to announce. The inventor of the protractor has passed away…He’s with the angles now!

  • Warner Bros have announced they’re releasing a film about a tractor…The trailer will follow!

  • How do you get a country girls attention?A Tractor.

  • How do you get a country girls attentionA tractor.

  • What do you call a farmer that doesn’t like tractors anymore?An extractor fan.

  • How do you get a farm girl’s attention?A tractor.

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