Tuna Jokes

  • Cancelling my surgery would mean losing out on the hospital’s fish dinner…

    It was a missed op or tuna tea!

  • What does a guitar and a fish have in common?You can tuna fish.

  • What’s the difference between a tuna fish, a piano, and a tub of glue?You can’t tuna fish, but you can tuna piano.

  • What’s the difference between a bench, a fish, and a bucket of glue?You can’t tune a bench but you can tuna fish.I bet you got stuck on the bucket of glue part.

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