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Funny Weather Jokes That Can’t Be Mist

Nothing gets you through a cloudy day like a joke. Or a sunny day. Or any day for that matter. We’ve put together a list of our favourite funny weather jokes to keep you laughing the day away, whatever the weather.

What does a cloud wear under his raincoat?

Thunderwear.

When does it start to rain money?

When there is a change in the weather.

It was hot today…

…and when I went outside I saw there was a line of guys standing outside the barbers.

I thought to myself, “Such a lovely day to have a barber queue”.

What’s the difference between weather and climate?

You can’t weather a tree, but you can climate!

Did you hear the weather forecast for the hip hop festival?

They’re calling for a Lil Wayne.

What did one raindrop say to the other?

Two’s company, three’s a cloud.

What falls but never hits the ground?

The temperature.

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?

Follow the fresh prints.

What do you call cash frozen in ice?

Cold, hard cash!

I hate people who phone me up complaining about the state of the weather.

That’s why I lost my job with the mountain rescue team.

I prefer cold weather.

But only to a certain degree.

I’m feeling very alone in this cold weather.

In fact, I’m completely ice-olated.

It’s getting too hot to dress smartly.

The weather just isn’t suitable.

60 seconds have passed in this sunny weather.

It’s been a hot minute.

A windmill and a solar panel are talking during a storm.

The windmill says, “Awesome weather we are having!”

The solar panel replies, “I am not a fan.”

The nearby nuclear power plant overhears them and feels left out, so he has a meltdown. What an over reactor!

What’s the difference between spring rolls and summer rolls?

Seasoning.

I found some spring water I bought 3 months ago.

I guess it’s summer water now.

My wife and I just had a daughter and named her JuneJulyAugust.

We call her Summer for short.

What do you call a bear caught out in the rain?

A drizzily bear.

What do you call a month’s worth of rain?

England!

We hope you’ve enjoyed our funny weather jokes, and if you’ve got some more to add, just drop them in the comments below! Have these jokes not brought sunshine to a cloudy day? Check out our other top jokes.

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