Xbox Jokes

  • On Christmas morning two children are opening their presents. The younger gets a toy plane, remote control tank, a BB gun, two new bikes, and a XBOX 360. The older gets a sweater and a book. The younger begins to taunt the older brother saying “Look, I got way more presents than you.” The older replies, “Oh yeah? Well at least I don’t have cancer!”

  • There’s some thieving sods where I live. Last night someone stole my TV, Xbox, iPhone, all my porn, a big bag of weed and two bottles of vodka…I wouldn’t mind but I only left my cell for five minutes!

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