A big cat escaped it’s cage at the zoo yesterday.
If I saw that I’d puma pants.
- A big cat escaped it’s cage at the zoo yesterday. If I saw that I’d puma pants.
- I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.
- My mate got a job as a lion’s hairdresser at the zoo today. He is literally the mane man.
- Spent the morning in the zoo treating monkeys with depression…I’m always there when the chimps are down!
- Spent yesterday afternoon in the zoo treating monkeys with depression…I’m always there when the chimps are down!
- I took my kids to the zoo last week…Popping back today to see if they’ve settled in!
- 89 monkey pox cases in the UK…Won’t be long before we’re stood on the front door step clapping the zoo keepers!
- They say that when you encounter a lion, you shouldn’t move a muscle.So when I encountered one, I stood still for 6 hours…Then a bloke approached me and said, “The zoo is about to close sir!”
- Apparently to start a zoo you need at least two pandas, a grizzly and three polars.It’s the bear minimum.
- I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage.The zoo keeper told me it was bread in captivity.