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[NSFW] 16+ Best Jokes About Seamen

Sailing the seven seas is the top of everyones bucket list (there’s a pun there somewhere…). Whether you’re looking for a pun about seamen, or you’ve simply got a place in your heart reserved for people who sail the seven seas, our list of funny jokes about seamen are here to make you giggle.

Here are our favourite jokes about seamen. Men at sea.

What’s big, round, long and filled with seamen?

A submarine.

Why did the seamen cross the road?

Because I put on the wrong pair of socks.

What is a shark’s guilty pleasure?

A mouth full of seamen.

Why was the shark eating pineapples?

Because it makes seamen taste better.

What do a giant squid and a paid hooker have in common

They both eat seamen.

How do you make a tissue sail the seven seas?

Put some seamen in it

“I sexually identify as The RMS Titanic”

“I must lay my Seamen to rest in a dark wet place.”

Why are the Army, Marines, and Air Force evacuating personnel in Afghanistan and not the Navy?

We don’t want to leave any Seamen behind when we pull out.

Why is it a bad idea for a woman to be on a navy submarine?

It’s full of seamen!

What do a pornstar and Godzilla have in common?

They’ve both swallowed boatloads of seamen.

How do boats reproduce if they are all girls?

They are covered in seamen.

Everyone has been in the Navy at least once.

We all started out as a seaman.

Why Do They Call Camels The Ships Of The Desert?

Because of Arab seamen inside of them.

Why did the female pirate turn lesbian?

Because she did not like sea-men.

Why can’t ovaries sail a boat?

Because they are not seamen.

What do the Bermuda Triangle and a blonde have in common?

They both swallow a lot of seamen.

We hope you enjoyed our top jokes about seamen. If you didn’t and you think you can do better, just drop your comments below!

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