Prince Andrew Jokes
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Prince Andrew jokes to make you royally laugh

Well, here we are. We’ve lowered the tone. Here are a selection of our favourite Prince Andrew jokes to make you giggle hysterically while wondering where your boundaries have gone.

They say Prince Andrew can get off on a legal technicality

Is there anything this guy doesn’t find arousing?

A street near Buckingham palace is being renamed to “Prince Andrew’s Close”

It’s not honorary, it’s a warning.

Why couldn’t Prince Andrew be a cherry farmer?

He kept picking them before they were ripe.

What do you get if you cross Prince Andrew and Donald Trump?

Murdered in your prison cell.

I’m so sad.

I’ve just heard the news:
’Prince Andrew’s fatal car crash accident in Paris tunnel’…

Next month.

What’s the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds?

You get to hangout with Prince Andrew!

In Britain, when you turn 100, you get a letter from the Queen.

And when you turn 16, you get a text from Prince Andrew.

Why was Prince Andrew hoping to contract Coronavirus?

He wanted to spend more time inside quaran-teens.

What do Prince Andrew and washing powder have in common?

They should always kept away from children.

I used to think I was bad at dating in high school as I never had a girlfriend.

Prince Andrew must have been way worse, he was 45 when he got a high school girlfriend!

This years novelty Prince Andrew Christmas Advent Calendar…

…has been scrapped due to a design fault… Apparently, only the flaps from 12-16 would open!

Prince Andrew will also be in charge of the sad music for the Queens funeral.

He’s an expert at playing A Minor.

And our favourite Prince Andrew joke to round things off…

Roses are red violets are blue don’t let your kids next to Prince Andrew.

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