Cheesy Jokes

The funniest what do you get… jokes

What do you get when you cross a joke with a riddle?

A what do you get joke!

These jokes are all about making someone guess what they would get if they crossed two things. Sometimes the answer is funny, and sometimes it’s just clever. Either way, these jokes are sure to get a few laughs.

What do you get for the women who has everything?

A divorce, then she’ll only have half of everything.

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow?

A stern rebuke from the Ethics Committee, and an immediate cessation of funding.

What do you get when you cross a firecracker and a duck?

A firequacker.

What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor.

What do you get when you mix Michael Jordan with Donald Trump?

A Dunkin’ Donut.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a spider?

Bacon and scrambled leggs.

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a cartridge?

A snapshot.

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a fish?

Swimming trunks.

What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?

Halfway.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino?

Elephino.

What do you get when you sit on a potato?

A potato wedge.

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite.

What do you get when you cross a cactus and a pig?

A porky pine.

What do you get when you cross a Labrador and a magician?

A labracadabrador.

What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?

A milkshake.

What do you get when you cross a centipede with a parrot?

A walkie talkie.

What do you get a hunter for his birthday?

A birthday pheasant.

What do you get when you combine a rhetorical question and a joke?

What do you get if you eat too many Christmas decorations?

Tinsellitis.

What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A bricklayer.

What do you get when two peas fight?

Black-eyed peas!

What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.

What do you get when you combine a monster and a genius?

Frank-Einstein.

What do you get from grumpy cows?

Sour milk!

And that’s the end of our list of what do you get jokes! We hope you enjoyed them and got a good laugh out of them. If you have any other jokes that you think we should add to the list, feel free to share them with us in the comments section below. Thanks for reading and laughing along with us!

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