Dads love a joke… it’s just not often we love our dads jokes. Here are our top 10 favourite Dad Jokes to renew your faith that there are some funny ones out there.
- There’s a new type of broom out…
It’s sweeping the nation.
- Why do trees have so many friends?
They branch out.
- Do you know sign language?
You should learn it, it’s pretty handy.
- I used to work at a hairdressers but I just wasn’t cut out for it.
- I smeared some ketchup all over my eyes once.
It was a bad idea in Heinz- sight.
- Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body?
He’s alright now.
- Don’t trust people that do acupuncture…
…they’re back stabbers.
- My cat was just sick on the carpet…
…I don’t think it’s feline well.
- Cartoonist found dead in home.
Details are sketchy.
- Did you hear about the circus that caught on fire?
It was in tents.