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Top 10 Dad Jokes to make you laugh (or groan with disappointment)

Dads love a joke… it’s just not often we love our dads jokes. Here are our top 10 favourite Dad Jokes to renew your faith that there are some funny ones out there.

  1. There’s a new type of broom out…
    It’s sweeping the nation.
  2. Why do trees have so many friends?
    They branch out.
  3. Do you know sign language?
    You should learn it, it’s pretty handy.
  4. I used to work at a hairdressers but I just wasn’t cut out for it.
  5. I smeared some ketchup all over my eyes once.
    It was a bad idea in Heinz- sight.
  6. Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body?
    He’s alright now.
  7. Don’t trust people that do acupuncture…
    …they’re back stabbers.
  8. My cat was just sick on the carpet…
    …I don’t think it’s feline well.
  9. Cartoonist found dead in home.
    Details are sketchy.
  10. Did you hear about the circus that caught on fire?
    It was in tents.

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