One Liners

Wetter than jokes and puns to keep you moist

  • I spent five minutes outside… and now I’m wetter than the cinema seats after Fifty Shades of Grey.
  • Spent five minutes outside today… and now I’m wetter than a cucumber in a womens prison.
  • I ran through the rain today… and now I’m wetter than a Beaver’s beaver.
  • Spent five minutes outside today… and now I’m wetter than a spastic’s chin.
  • Spent five minutes outside today and now I’m wetter than a blind lesbian in a fish shop

Wetter than a nun doing squats in a cucumber patch!

  • Wetter than a submarine’s number plate!
  • Spent five minutes outside today… and now I’m wetter than my face after you said Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.

I’ll get you wetter than a Scottish summer.

  • Spent five minutes outside today and now I’m wetter than a lesbian in a changing room

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