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What’s the difference between jokes

It’s sometimes difficult to figure out what the difference between two things is. That’s where jokes help. Here are our favourite ‘what’s the difference between’ jokes.

What’s the difference between a chickpea and a green bean?

I’ve never had a green bean all over my face.

What’s the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire.

What’s the difference between the mafia and the government?

One of them is organized.

What’s the difference between being hungry and horny?

Where you put the cucumber.

What’s the difference between an asteroid and a meatball?

One is meteor.

What’s the difference between an argument with your wife and a knife?

A knife has a point.

What’s difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?

One is a super hero other is a command

What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.

What’s the difference between a casino and a church?

You actually mean it when you pray at a casino.

What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang the picture.

What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?

Snowballs.

What’s the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

A porcupine has pricks on the outside.

What’s the difference between a blonde and a computer?

You only have to put information into a computer once.

What’s the difference between an envelope and a window?

Nobody looks at you funny when you lick an envelope.

What’s the difference between a Zippo and a hippo?

One is heavy while the other is a little lighter.

What’s the difference between a circus and a line of show girls?

The first is a cunning array of stunts.

What’s the difference between a hooker and Jesus?

The look on their face when you’re nailing them.

What’s the difference between a photocopier and the flu?

One makes facsimiles; the other makes sick families.

We hope you enjoyed our list of what’s the difference between jokes, and if you’ve got more to add; drop them in the comments below!

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